So I would like to start off by saying that cows do not like carrying milk. They are relieved when they finally get it out of their udders so they don’t have to walk around with it sloshing around their legs. If you don’t believe me, tie a plastic bag around your waist and fill it with milk.
So anyways, PETA thinks that having cows milked is wrong. They think that cows should just walk around with a full udder until the milk spoils and starts seeping out. which, I would think, would be even MORE uncomfortable. So they decide that in order to help ban cow milk, they are going to Ben & Jerry’s, which is an acclaimed favorite hippie place to go to, and propose to….
Replace cow milk with, not soy milk, not goat milk, but….HUMAN BREAST MILK.
yes, you heard me. they think that millions of young mothers will just say “SCREW YOU BABY! I WOULD RATHER DONATE MY MILK TO ICE CREAM THAT BENEFITS HIPPIES THAN TO GIVE YOU THE PROPER NUTRIENTS YOU NEED TO GROW BIG AND STRONG!
Firstly, Cows produce milk ALL THE TIME, whereas women do so only when they are pregnant. Second of all, cows produce WAY more milk than women do. so to make this happen, PETA has to basically increase the pregnancy rate and encourage sex. which is what hippies do; but in order to encourage sex, they are going straight to the TEENS IN HIGH SCHOOL, because who would be more fertile than a 17 year old girl, right? So just forget about the cows and leave them in their overweight misery lying around on farms with spoiled milk in their bellies, because PETA HATES THEM.
I guess it’s okay for PETA’s vice president to use insulin that was tested on animals, but for me to indulge in cow milk delicacy? Oh wait, that’s wrong.
These mongrels need a good slap in the face with a Bible.
here here. I love laughing at Peta.
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I am not a native speaker of English, so please excuse any mistakes but what you write ist complete nonsense! Get some information BEFORE you post wrong information on the web!
Cows DO NOT PRODUCE MILK ALL THE TIME, they only have milk when they have babies, just like humans.
Apart from that, they udders are only that big because humans make them have babies regularly and over years and years the udders of milk cows have grown that big.
You don’t believe me? Get out a book or check it out on google but please don’t just tell lies because it is easier for you!